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My friend has just
updated his status saying. Is balancing on the edge of a cliff.. So
i poked him.
Math questions are so
stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the
other, what do I
have?” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?
Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business
again.
Is your name Summer.? because you are as hot as
hell..
What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn your pervert!
I hate when people don't understand my sarcasm. They ruin
everything..
I believe in karma that means I can do bad things to people I don't
like and assume .
Look, lying on my bed
all day isn't being lazy. I'm just waiting. And you know what they
say "Good things
come to those who wait".
I don't understand
why people need to drink and do drugs to have fun, have you tried
mac'n'cheese?!?!
The awkward moment
when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a
dinosaur..
Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then
lie..
Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face
and i throw a rock at it who wins?
What does a nosey
pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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