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It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done..
Next time someone
presses the elevator button you’ve already pressed, act totally
impressed and tell them
they did it waaaay better than you...
I’m the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects, says,
Oops, I’m sorry. And doesn’t stop to ask
himself why he’s talking to a wall..
Facebook is like
jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked
by people you don’t
know..
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the
Pie....
Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20,
multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close
your eyes, dark, isn’t it?
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you
want..
They say money can't buy happiness... but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close...
I wish I could google
“things to eat in my “fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs
and be disappointed.
If bar tenders aren’t
allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t
be allowed to sell
food to fat people..
Women are like boats:
they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a
lot of money. Men
are like buses: another one will eventually come along..
Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same
time?
We should put a jealous women in charge of the FBI. They can
uncover ANYTHING..
If people have a problem with u, always remember, it is THEIR
problem..”
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