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EXAM MESSAGES
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I wäs shockd
Ystrday,in my room all my books were singing a song.
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Guess which song?
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guess!
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
The funniest
situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”
AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??.
If u cry on seeing d
question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...
HAPPY EXams Days..
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today..
A student grabbed a
coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
ATTITUDE DURING
EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Behind a successful
student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....
A beautiful teacher !!!
7 things Students do
during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..
How 2 spnd 3hrs in
xam hall? (2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details
carfuly
Exam Life :-
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set hoga:-P
4 pm-games
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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena :-D"
To accomplish great
things,
We must not only act,
Bt also dream,
Not only plan bt also believe,
Best wishes for exam.
(1) Exams Timing Should Be
Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer
Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own
Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exam
Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best, best of luck for exams..
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