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FLIRT MESSAGES

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FAST REVIEW 

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass.

  


U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words... 



If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.. 



Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!. 



Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me .   



Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..   



I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.. 



Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody  



Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss....



Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend 



WOW. .!!!!!!!!!!! so lucky boy
In a bath room, he touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It's Lifeboy
Dirty people always tink dirty."



A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm J - Just
K - Kidding.  



Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job?



What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs.....  


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HINDI SMS

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APRIL FOOL SMS
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LOVE MESSAGE
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HINDI BEWAFI SMS
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HINDI DOSTI SMS
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HINDI FUNNY SMS
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GOOD MORNING
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GOOD NIGHT
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HINDI HOLI SMS
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VALENTINES DAY
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HINDI BIRTHDAY
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BREAK UP SMS
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DIWALI SMS
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HINDI 26 JANUARY
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HINDI ROMANTIC
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HINIDI SHAYARI
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INDECENT HINDI
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HINDI JOKES
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MISSING YOU SMS
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NEW YEAR SMS
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RAKSHA BANDHAN
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HINDI SWEET SMS
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