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Few creative Quotes for girls' t- shirts .
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE, touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier & healthier"
5. "Round figure"
6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just once"
11. "Dangerous curves ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches above from where you stare"
13. "Did you Actually look here to Read?"
Boy goes to a
chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!
Wife says 2
husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that
everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door
handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2
options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??
Macdonalds???
A boy lived wid his
Roommate,
Who was a girl..His mom visitd him Oneday.
At the dinner,
seeing the chemistry
See doubts thers somemthing between them.
She asks but he refuses.
Than Mom leaves..
The girl complaind that her favorite Silver jar is missing since
mom left..
Boy askd mom:
I am not saying you did steal the jar,
also I am not saying you did not.
But its missing since you joined us 4 dinner..
Mom replied:
I am not saying you do sleep with her,
Also i am not saying you Do Not.
But if She had slept on her own bed,
She would have found it under her pillow..!
MoRaL- Cheatng
M0M is realy
" ImP0ssiBLe ".
He came at
night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!!
BUY A
SCOOTY.....
PICK UP A BEAUTY,
DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,
REMOVE HER NIGHTY...
DO UR DUTY.,
AFTER 9 MONTHS ...
GET A CUTY .
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it .
Definition of
Nurse:
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !
Squeeze the whole
body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS"
Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
.
Tandoori Chicken .
Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman.
Sensible Lines By A
Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways
to keep my lips busy".
Kissing is the Best Practice 4
Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So
alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only..
Kissing at TOP....
Fingering at MIDDLE...
Firing at bottom ...
Yes your right
"CIGARETTE"
'Smoking is injurious to health'
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