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Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college
regularly...
When i open my eyes
every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!!
Birdy birdy in the
sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't
fly!.
Its been a rough
day.
I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot
cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN
CAT! .
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...
Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said
...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Who said english is
easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid.....
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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile &
daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont
DIE
can you lend me 2000
Rs?
i need it. please help me out, i
know you have it, i wil return it .
a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
A couple wanted
katna(Circumcision)of their son,
but they dont know proper word to print,
so they printed the wording :
THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
girl friends are like
mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box, and
whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and
enjoy."
Husband asks, Do you
know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever..
GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS
FOR SON,
GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,
WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER,
GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY
WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI
We will now upgrade
your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!!..
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