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When I was born, I was so surprised, that's why I didn’t talk for a year and a half..
What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in
common? In each scenario there was a
DUMBASS who didn't take it out in time..
Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so
slow?”
Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the
joke..
Forbidden fruit creates many jams..
It’s raining, It’s pouring. Facebook is boring. I’m bored to death,
I’m going to bed, hopefully we’ll meet in the
morning!
Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are
Stupid..
If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood..
I wish the dollar store would sell gas.
How much does a
hipster weigh? An instagram..
You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else..
I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other
person doesn't follow the script..
Our plan is to have electronics that are so old that if anyone
breaks into our house, they'll feel sorry for us
and leave us some cash..
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent
freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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