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Some realties of
life
"U love someone u marry someone else.The one u marry becomes ur
wife
and one u love become the password of ur mail id.!
Love is like a
chewing gum,
it tastes only in the
beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!.
high level
confidence
teacher:if u tell me where is GOD i will give you 100 rupees
student:sir i will give you millions if u tell me that where is not
GOD..
Six Things Which Weaken The Relations: 1) Misbehaving 2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises 5) Avoiding Contact 6) Doubting Six Things
Which
Strengthen The Relations: 1) Good Attitude 2) Helping 3) Trusting
4)
Respecting 5) Entertaining 6) Forgiving Mistakes.
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell’g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth’g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand’g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl…!..
fish ready ?
yes boss
chiken ready ?
yes boss
omlate ready ?
yes boss
mutton ready ?
no boss
kyu?
bakara now reading the shayari..
A friend is
1% FUNNY
2 % SWEET
3% CARING
4%LoVING
90%GOODLOOKING
That’s why I am your friend..
If your cursor finds
a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn''t hash,
Then your situation''s hopeless and your system''s gonna
crash!
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese
car and
german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian
wife
german car and chinese food.
10 advantages of not
having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of
LOVER!!
Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested....
The most
selfish
1letter
' I ' -
Avoid it.
Most
satisfactory
2letters
'WE'-
Use it.
Most
poisonous
3letters
'EGO'-
Kill it.
Most used
4letters
'LOVE'.
If love is water,
I'll give u the ocean.
If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe...
If heat was your love & care,
how I wish the sun was beside me...
I Love My SIX-PACK So
Much
I Protect It With
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A Layer 0f FAT . . . =P =D.
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