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CHORI:-Ajj mera janamdin se tu manne k gift de ga???
CHORA:-Tanne wa gaadi dekhe h jo road k parli kan khadi h...
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CHORI:-Ha dikhe se :)
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CHORA:-Main tanne usse rang ki hairpin deunga ;)



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Haryanvi: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Haryanvi ka beta: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai


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Master:Dhritrashtra k 100 balak the,
ar Pandav k 5, isa Q?
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Appu:Master ji jinki aankh hove hai,
un k dhore or bhi kam hove h.


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Nurse:mubarak ho thare ghar chora hoya h.
Appu: k technology aa gi,
lugai meri hospital me ar chor ghar me hoya h.



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1 chora raste me jandi hoyi chori te bhujan lagya,
tu mne jane hai?
Chori:na,kun hai tu?
Chora: me oye hun, jo tne 2 din pehlan bhi nhi pichana tha.



Appu:chori fasani ave hai?
Pappu:na?
Appu: ek kagaj ka jahaj bna,
jib master ave toh usne class me uda diye,
Master bhuje toh us chori ka nam le diye,
fas gi chori



Appu: Tera babu kitne sal ka hai.
Pappu: jitne ka me hun.
Appu: nu kukar?
Pappu:Jis Din Mai hoya tha Use din oh babu bna tha.



ek budha samsung ke showroom me ja ke,
are bhai sham singh ka mobile yade milega k?
shopkeeper: nhi ji.
Budha:fer yade k mile hai?
Sk: samsung ke mobile.
Budha:wo e to bhujun tha.