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Ek shehri babu ek gaon
ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke
sajje ne."
Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun
aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.
Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne babu bolun?"
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Husband: Agar tane kuch
ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jyunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to na karoga?
Husband: Pagal ka k sa, kuch bhi kar saka sa..
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2 Type ki choriya k
pichhe kade mat bhajo..
.
.
1) jiske piche haryane ka chhora hai..
.
.kyuki waaa thaar t naa pataa
.
.
2) jiske piche haryane ka chhora nahi h,
.
.
Qki jb waa is chhore te na pati .
thaarte kyukar pat jyaaaagi..... .
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Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana,
ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja
pher."
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Ek baar bhai pados main
aayee ek nayee bahu tai mazaak karan ek chora hukka bharan ka
bahana banaa ke roz aa jaawe tha. Kuch dina ke baad bahu apne pihar
chaali gayee ar us chore nai beraa nahi tha, wo chilam leke pahunch
gya, ar inghe-unghe nai dekh kai budhiya tai bola : Taii AAG
Sai??
Taii boli : Beta ! AAG tai kaal Baara aali gaadi main chali
gyaee..
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Ek mota sa seth ka
chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya tha ar usney dhadaa
dhad chhetan lag rya tha aur saath mein jor jor sey ron laag rya
tha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"
Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to
pher ke hovega."
ek jaat wo
bhi sharabi ek din khambe ne pakde khada raat ne/ full tuun tha
bhai/ ek police wala whahan se gujar raha tha, usne jab usko dekha
to: socha ki is se iski tarah hee baat kari jaye to ye jaldi
samjhega/ ib jaat baar baar us khambe pe thokar maare ur gail ruka
maare: darwaza khol meri ramkali mei aa gaya! Policewale ne kahi
:baat sun bhai ghara koi na hoga tu jaa!/ jaat chow mei aagaya nue
bolya policewale te: mere sasure ki upar aali manzil pe light balan
laag ri se , ur tu nue khah se ghara koi kona!!!!
Ek baar ki baat se, ek
JAT ram desi aadmi ghana e sehat te kamjor tha ar wo aapni khaat
gali mei ghaal ke baitha hooka pivah tha. Gaal mah shaami tah ek
tampo aala aagya :
Tampo aala: Pahlwaan hatiye bhai , diye maadi se jagah ....
JAT bolya : leh bhai jab tane Pahlwaan e kah diya to eeb to ch upar
ke taar le jya!!
