haryanvi jokes 5

Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki
juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi
tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."

Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E
bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"

Ek bar ek Jat ka chhora bus me ja reha tha. Chhora sharaarti tha arr bus me khadi ek
chhori ne chhede tha.
Us bus me ek budhiya bhi baithi thi, jo yo saara nazaara dekhe thi. oos chhore ki harkat dekh ke bohat
chow mei aa rahi thee, toh chhore te sabak sikhaan taayee waa chhore te boli "Re Tau kit jaaga?"
Chhore ne uren paren dekha arr sochan lagya ke yaa 70 saal ki budhiya oosne tau kyun bol rahi se. Pher
budhiya ki kenah dekh ke wo chup reha. Thodi der rukk ke budhiya pher boli "Tau kitt jaaga?" Chora pher
chup reha. Ibb toh bus waale bhi maje le rahen laag re the. Budhiya pher boli "Re tau yo toh bataa uuk tu
kitt jaaga?!?"
Ibb chore pe rehaa na gaya urr wo phat bolya "Jaaoon toh mai kite aur thaa, par ibb nyue sochun su uuk
teri khatir ek chora dekh aaoon!".

sunddu baba ban gya....gaam gaam handte uske 20-25 chele bhi bange....er uska acha naam bhi
hoga.......ek bai wo ek gaam mai dera la ra tha...us gaam mai sukha pad ra tha...sube sube ek kisan
aya..ek baba manne apka bahot naam suna hai.....mere 2 kille hai barish kara do...mai apne 2000 Rs.
dunga...2 killan ki baat thi....saare chella nai laag kai ...baltiyan-baltiyan donu kille bhar diye...baat saare
gaam mai fel gi...agle din ek or kisaan...aya bola baba ji mere 10 kille hain baarish karwado mai 10000
Rs. dunaga....chele bichare saari raat ke thake haare pade the...ek bola dur tai ye...ek baba ji dekh kai
haan bhariyo......badlaan ki dehi tuti padi hain....."

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ek bai ek jat nai baniye dhore karja le rakha tha......er ulta nahi kare tha.....ek din baniye nai kise aage...jat
ki bejati kardi...ek mere pisse ulte kad dewega......jat bola.....baniye kaal tyaar rahiye......tera agla-pachla
saara karja taar dunga....agle din jat bad baaja le kai baniye kai ghara ponch gya...er ban alla tahi katadi
ek band bajana suru kardo jor jor tai.....er bittar ja kai baniye ki sod si bhardi [pitayi kar di]tassalli tai.....er
saari bahi paad di........ek din baniya apne balkan gel kite ja tha.....raah mai kise kai bhya tha...bahar band
baja baje tha...balak bole babu yo ke hora hai......baniya bola..aree chup chap likad lo "kise jaat ka karja
uttar ta hoga"..

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