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Haryanvi SMS, Haryanvi Jokes


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ek baar apna raldu pooja kr rya tha uski pooja te raaji ho k bhagwan prakat ho gya...
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or bolya..
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" var mango vats"

raldu bolya - bhagwan jisa tu manne laa rya hai mai usa naa hu...

manne te "Vaddu chaiye" 


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Ek bari nu hoya ke ek cycle waale ne ek budhiya mein cycle maar di.

Budhiya boli,

"Re oot tu itni badi badi muucah ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aati mere takkar maar di?"

Cycle waala tau bolya,

"Kyun moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?" 


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Ek bar ek aadmi gaya kurukshetra. Station par utar ke riksha wala ke dhore gaya. Usne sochi is ricksha waley ko engrezi to aati nahi hogi isliye hindi me puchta hu. Usne bhuji" bhai vishvidaylaya chalogey?"
Ricksha walo bola "babu kyo engrezi me boltey ho yeh bolo na anibersity chalogey?"


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ek bey ek gaam mein ek skool(school) kati shamshaanghat ke jad mein tha.. to jad bhi gaam mein koi maut ho jati to skool ki chhutti(holiday) ho janti...ek din 2 balak bastaa thaaye school main aan laag re they, to raste me 2 budhe bidi peen laag re they...to ek balak doosre te bolya, " dekh re, aapni 2 chhutti bidi peen laag ri sai"


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Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve
tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra
sher he karega!"

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Master:balko btao bijli kit te ave hai,
Appu:MAMA ke ghar te.
Master:kukar?
Appu: jib bhi bijli jave hai,
mera babu kahve h, salya ne fer kat di. "



Appu:ek building pe te niche gir ke bach gya. 
ek budhi boli: beta bhagwan tere gele tha. 
Appu:jibe toh me kahun, mere te dhaka kis ne diya. .



Master:balko btao india ka jhanda sab te pehla kit lahraya gya tha. 
Appu:thodi der soch ke bolya. 
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hawa me.