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Haryanvi SMS, Haryanvi Jokes


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Master:balko btao bijli kit te ave hai, 

Appu:MAMA ke ghar te.
Master:kukar?
Appu: jib bhi bijli jave hai,
mera babu kahve h, salya ne fer kat di.


Budha:beta meri dur ki najar kamjor ho gi,
chasma lagana padega.
Appu:babu oo ke chimke hai?
Budha:suraj.
Appu:or kitni dur dekhega babu.

Appu:doctor meri lugai ne petrol pi liya,
ar uren paren bhajan lag rhi hai.
Pappu(doctor):koi bat nhi jib petrol khatam ho javega,
ruk javegi.

Chori-hai bhagwan,
Kise samajhdar aadmi te mera byah karwa de.

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti.
Samajhdar Aadmi kade byah e koni karda.

Appu:Bete dar na tu sher ki aulad hai.
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Son:haan babu class me master bhi nu e kave tha,
tu kise janwar ki aulad hai.


Dada:pote ja ander te mere dand liya.
Pota:dada ibe roti bni koni.
Dada:aare pote roti kisne khani hai,
semi ali budhi te smile deni hai.


kanjoos baniya:ke pivega bhai, thanda ak garam?
Guest:Donu mangva lo.
Baniya:ramu nu kar 1 thanda ar 1 garam,
glass pani ka le aa.

Babu: Arre appu tere result ka ke hoya?
Appu:oo master nu kahve hai k ibe 2-3 sal or lagenge.
Babu: sal toh che jitne marji lga de,
bus fail na hoiye kade.


lugai:bajar me jande hoye,
aaj toh tu kati madari lagan lag rhya hai.
Aadmi: jiske gel tere jisi bandari ho,
wo madari nhi toh ke D.C lagega.

ek balak paida honde sar,
itna andhera Q kar rakya hai ?
Nurse:light koni?
Balak: oh
ib ki bar fer mera janam haryana me e ho gya.