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Appu:o bhai mne dekhya k
meri lugai kise ,
or gel film dekhan jave thi.
Pappu:fer tne unka picha kara k?
Appu:na mne wa film pehla e dekh rakhi thi.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Lugai: Tu mne kitna
chave hai?
Appu:Shahjahan jitna.
Lugai:fer tu maran pache Taj Mahal banvavega?
Appu:Haan mne Plot toh le rakhya hai,
bus tere maran ki bat dekhun hun. .
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Nathu-yaar mhaari
masterni nu kahve seh ki bhains ka dudh peen te dimaag tej hove
sae.... Sundu-Gappe maare h
va masterni.....jai nu hota te har "katda" engineer na
honda.....
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ik Haryanvi apni
khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Haryanvi gusse mein bola: meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,
car mein chalaunga!.
HARYANVI
SMS
HARYANVI JOKE SMS
HARYANVI
BREAKUP
HARYANVI MISSING YOU
HARYANVI SAD
SMS
HARYANVI COOL
SMS
HARYANVI GOOD
NIGHT
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A boy proposed a
haryanvi girl
I Love u,
i can’t live without u
Ur my life,
i can do anything4ur lve
Gal Smiles & says: Bhai mere manne angrezi koni
aatii
Chora Bola Chori Te
Jaaneman Tere Waastey Chand Taare Tod Du.
Chhori Bhi Ghani Badmaas Thi Nu Boli Pehla Apni Compartment To Tod
Le.
Haryanvi calls costomer
care"-Sir ji maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gi...."
costumer care:-"To me kya
karu?'"......Haryanvi:-"Re tu mannne bas yo bata ki roaming to na
lagegi.