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T.T :- Ticket dikha.
Pappu:- ya rayi ji.
T.T :- yah to purani se.
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Pappu:-fer ya rail kunsi tu ibe Showroom me te kad ke lyaya hai. 


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Appu:o bhai mne dekhya k meri lugai kise ,
or gel film dekhan jave thi.
Pappu:fer tne unka picha kara k?
Appu:na mne wa film pehla e dekh rakhi thi. 


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Lugai: Tu mne kitna chave hai?
Appu:Shahjahan jitna.
Lugai:fer tu maran pache Taj Mahal banvavega?
Appu:Haan mne Plot toh le rakhya hai,
bus tere maran ki bat dekhun hun. .


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Nathu-yaar mhaari masterni nu kahve seh ki bhains ka dudh peen te dimaag tej hove sae.... Sundu-Gappe maare h
va masterni.....jai nu hota te har "katda" engineer na honda.....


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Ik Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Haryanvi gusse mein bola: meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!.



A boy proposed a haryanvi girl
I Love u,
i can’t live without u
Ur my life,
i can do anything4ur lve
Gal Smiles & says: Bhai mere manne angrezi koni aatii



Chora Bola Chori Te Jaaneman Tere Waastey Chand Taare Tod Du.
Chhori Bhi Ghani Badmaas Thi Nu Boli Pehla Apni Compartment To Tod Le.



Haryanvi calls costomer care"-Sir ji maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gi...." costumer care:-"To me kya
karu?'"......Haryanvi:-"Re tu mannne bas yo bata ki roaming to na lagegi.