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Dear Google, Please
stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the
whole sentence
before you start guessing & suggesting.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
When Somewun tells
yhuu to xpect the unxpected, Slap em in there face and ask them "
Did you xpect
that..
Newton’s law of love:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer
from one girlfriend
to another with some loss of money.
A north indian
marriage is incomplete untill band wala's play "ye desh hai veer
jawanon ka" :D
If time does not wait
for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and
enjoy life.
Touch it gently, put
two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's
wet and rub up and
down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
Admit it, at least
once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch
between the on and off
position..
I hate when I text
someone all excited and I'm like "HEEYY! :D" and they're like
"hi"... Idiot, you better be
glad I'm texting you. :p
Next time a stranger
talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper
quietly..
"You can see me ????"... :p
Fact1: You can not
touch
Your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and
every day, nature is making bigger and
better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
Have you ever had a
fly land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try
and scare it with the
cursor?
World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace
6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter
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