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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till
my death, my feelings for u
have never changed.
For me, you've always been
a headache
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Scientists all over da world r
wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age.
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I saw U on ROAD
today. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP yourself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
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Dear God, thank you for making me
healthy.
Can you also make me sexy?
If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends
fat.
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Wife asked his
husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was
awake!!.
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Today is the
birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…
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