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Sardar sent SMS
to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism
main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in
"Ungli"
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In a party a
lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao..
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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"
The Sardars Celebrated.
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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing
below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
Todays dinner should be light.
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In a practical
Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me..
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A Sardar &
his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year..
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Sardar made a
call to the airport.
Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receiptionist: "One second sir....".
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
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