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Funny home
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When i open my
eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!!
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When I was born Devil
said..
When I was born Devil said...
Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said
...
Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
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Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college
regularly..
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't
fly!
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Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! .
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A couple wanted
katna(Circumcision)of their son,
but they dont know proper word to print,
so they printed the wording :
THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
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GIRL FRIEND IS
FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON,
GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,
WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER,
GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY
WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI .
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