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Kid On 1st April:
Bedroom Me Naukar, Naukrani Ko Dekh Raha Hai
Mummy: Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska.
Kid: April Fool woh to papa Hain.
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In hasino
se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL
hai…
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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sare hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
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Ek
hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho..
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Funny sms Urdu
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me,
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hain ya or likhon.
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Hurry up.
Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.
haPPY aPril fOOl daY deaR
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jis taraf
dekho aapka hi naam hai
jis taraf dekho aapka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
niche 25paise ka inaam hai.
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Hitler bhi chala gaya,
Saddam bhi pakda gaya,
Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rehti
Lagta hai dharti pe satyug aanewala
hai….
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3
+ 3 = 8,
Kaise Hua?
Batao Batao Batao.
Nahi Malum?
He He He He..
Main Bataun Kya?
To Dhyanse Suno.
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GALTI SE HUA POPAT…
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billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!!
dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti.
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train
ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!!
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teri
galion mein na rakhein ge kadam aaj ke baad,
teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadamaaj ke baad,
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kyon ki kichad bohut ho jata hai BARISH ke baad
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Khush to bohut hoge tm,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo hai aj,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rhi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….sal mai 1 hi toh din ata hai jo
hota hai sirf tmhare naam..
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kinna sona tenu Rab ne
banaya Wah wah Kinna sona tenu rab ne bnaya..
Wah Wah
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. Mene tenu 31 din pehle"APRIL FOOL" banaya!.
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