3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
?
?
Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..
Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,
.
.
.
.
Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai..
Pathan:College Ki Larki
Se Bola
I Love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir
Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai
Hai..
Pappu ki Maa:
Pappu meri juti lab de
Smart Pappu after 5 minutes..
Opened google.com and typed
WWW.baibay di khabbay pair di juti.com
Google replied:
Banday da putar ban
Ae google a
Teri baibay da Verha nai...
Soch us wqt meray Dil
pe kaya guzri hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?.
FACEBOOK STATUS
AMAZING
STATUS
ATTITUDE
STATUS
ANNIVERSARY
APRIL
FOOL
ANGRY
STATUS
AWESOME
MOMENT
BIRTHDAY
STATUS
BOYS &
GIRLS
BREAKUP
STATU
CLEVER
STATUS
CRAZY
STATUS
CREATIVE
STATUS
CUTE
STATUS
DARING
STATUS
DECENT
STATUS
DIWALI
STATUS
EID
STATUS
EMOTIONAL
STATUS
EXAM
STATUS
FATHERS
DAY
FOR
GIRLS
FRIENDSHIP
STATU
FUNNY
STATUS
FLIRT
STATUS
WELL
SOON
HOLI
STATU
HEALTH
STATUS
FACEBOOK STATUS
INDEPENDENCE
DAY
INSPIRATIONAL
INSULT
STATUS
ISLAMIC
STATUS
JOKES
STATUS
KIDS
STATUS
KISS
STATUS
LOVE
STATUS
LIFE
STATUS
MISSING
YOU
MOTHERS
DAY
NAUGHTY
STATUS
PREGNANCY
RELATIONSHIP
ROMANTIC
STATUS
RUDE
STATUS
SAD STATUS
SELFISH
STATUS
SISTER
STATUS
SORRY
STATUS
SWEET
STATUS
UNIQUE
STATUS
VALENTINE
STATUS
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se
PYaR KaRTa Hu.
.
.
UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee
PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
.
.
.BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee
PiTe hai:p.
That Angry Moment!
.
.
Whn a small kid hits u widout any reason in front of his mom &
u
cant do anything bt smile n say
.
kitna cute hai (Sala kutta) .
Exam hall
mein Student copy pe apna
Panja bana ra tha.
Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question
nai
Student:
Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun.
Extreme Kamina
Baccha..
Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
.
Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai...
Maalik: Tum bathroom
mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.
.
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS.
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